Birthday Jokes For Seniors

'O Spirit of man works beautifully with humor or jokes AMAZINGLY WITLESSLY IS TRUE ~

On the anniversary of the Queen was given a dinner in honor of its soldiers and called "beef-eaters catering - they served .. lamb.

When it gained its independence in a new country has announced that from now on cars should not drive on the left side of the road, but on the right, except trucks for a transitional period of three months .. .

When a government tested the performance of an enterprise of a railroad train does not stop at all stations when criticized by the press, he said that was because he had arrived at its destination on time ...

A host of sports programs in the days that color television was new, said a pool game "... for those of you not looking on a set of colors, the yellow ball is the one behind the red ... "

In a country where teachers and people were complaining about educational standards and teaching has been appointed to improve .. a general.

A Regional State has appointed a minister to hold government dietary advice he came to speak as a Minister of fat.

A senior official, criticized the fact that when it was discovered, impressions left on the sheet below, that the documentary evidence had been falsified, has announced that plastic sheeting would be inserted between them in the future to ensure leave no impressions .. .

"Robin Hood did not rob the poor, they had nothing to steal"

A sign bookstore, at a time of industrial disputes, has announced a book-famous pop singers of his paintings, displaying this sign: "Buy her book, she supports both employers and employees ...

A government officially announced that, because employers prefer university certificates to certificates of competence, skills certificates should be issued in identical form on the same paper ...

"In the United States asked for the check and pays the bill-in the United Kingdom, demand for the bill and paid by check"

One of the poems of the teacher and thinker of the late Orhan Seyfi Ari contains verses on human behavior: "I was a monkey tell you, or amphibians ... And now, you're not, today, man. "?"

"Some intellectuals" who want to test a writer and thinker also praised for his wit, the question "Can you think of a word that sounds like" sugar ", but is shorter? .. "He said:" Of course ... 'They asked: "What is it, then ..?"'

In a country often joked about its people are not very bright a national of another said: "If you can imagine how many apples I have in my bag, I'll give you .. both! "The other thought and thought and thought and said:" Six ..? "

A browser fallen on knowledge and examined on a Web site is owned by Western education, which boasts that ilmkidunya (ilm = knowledge, Dunya world =) and found on him .. own article .. plagiarized!

"I'm a. ... African" when some people hear, they note "A-aw .. "I do not speak English well."

A member of a government that it is an example of how the industry could reduce its financial problems to the period of economic crisis by delaying a few days to pay their bills to other ...

"Houses that we built for you, at cost, for this single well, everyone," said a government in response to complaints about rising house prices, but people who wanted to buy were asked to pay about four times more than-one official explained: "This is the price of the house itself, the rest is for the land where he is" ...

When a television station showed a documentary million viewers watched with interest added to their knowledge of how young workers in areas placed ladders against the trees and climbed up and picked up t.