What are the corny (but clean) jokes that I can tell my science teacher? They don 't have to be on science
A small child walked daily to school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, this child made the journey every day in elementary school.
As the day progressed, the wind whipped, with thunder and lightning.
The mother was afraid that her child would be frightened to walk home from school, and she feared the storm might harm her child.
After the crash of thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being concerned, the mother got into her car and along the road to the school of their child. Soon she saw her little child to walk, but at each flash, the child would stop, look skyward and smile.
A followed by another, each time with her child stopping, looking at the streak of light and smiling. Finally, the mother called and asked, "What are you doing!"
Her child answered,
"I'm smiling for God, he continues to take pictures of me !!!."
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A fair walk into a bar ... she sees this piece of a guy on a stool ... she decides to sit next to him ... she said ... Hello the guy says Hi .. She looked at him and asked him ...'' I am here before havent'''''
a woman in a Weight Watchers had lost weight given over a short period of time ... the teacher asked how she did it .. The lady said easy ...'' I take my teeth immediately after dinner ..'' .
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Posted on February 23, 2010.
