Cocky Comedy Lines

Here's how I mentally approach meeting a new woman: I'm arrogant and funny, I steal their lines, I tease them, and I never give them a break.

In my opinion, your most valuable asset, regardless of your appearance, size, age or income - of humor.

I do not care if you're four feet tall and have a look. If you can make women laugh consistently and get those good feelings flowing through them, they love you.

I decided last year to start studying comedy, as I have found that people (women) to answer better than anything else in the universe. So I made a lot of Internet research to find the best books, and I bought about 5 or 6 of them.

A book I read called Comedy Writing Secrets by Melvin Helitzer makes an excellent point. He said that the majority of the humor revolves around the character, not jokes.

Most guys I meet who want to learn to meet women working on the jokes "in their lives and not the" character ". I did it for about two years myself. I tried to learn all sorts of lines and BS

It finally occurred to me that women were not really concerned by all this ... they wanted a particular character. The lines did not matter as long as they fit into the character. Now that I created this character for me, things are different. Women now call me. They pursue me. They want to be around me. It's strange, magical and funny.

So what is the character they want? Good question. I have a good friend who is the best I've ever seen to pick up women in bars and have sex with them that night. Now I am better and tracking number. But this guy is a machine. And his change of attitude towards women meeting must be "arrogant and funny" (his words). My opinion is that women are turned off by arrogant men, unless ... they are crazy funny. This magical combination to attract women like Bill Clinton draws chubby interns. I am the footsteps of my friend.
I'll try to summarize the character that I developed:

"I know that this girl is secretly trying to get me ... I'll play hard to get, make fun of her, be indifferent towards him, and generally bust her balls as much as possible. I know she likes a guy who is so sarcastic that it makes her nervous, so I will really keep the heat ... and when it begins to show an interest in all of the outside, I'm going to blow her off and to prove to me that she wants me ... so I can reject it again. "

I do crazy things, like I'm standing next to a girl in a bar, I'll turn to her and said in a voice quite serious, "Will you stop touching me PLEASE? "And then look in the eye.

Or say: "What are you doing in a bar for the love of God? Can not find a nice normal boy? Or are you desperate? "All with a perfectly straight face.

I say things that make them actually think that I'm serious, but let the shadow of a doubt.

Here's what I'm looking for: If they respond in a precarious manner and say: "Oh, I'm sorry ... I did not know that I touched you, "I'll keep it going ... and say: "Well, you did. And if you continue to do so, I would appreciate it if you want to reach a little higher. "They crack.

If you pull something funny back like: "Well, likely sensitive" and they know I'm kidding, I just stay in character and say, "Yes, I do not like being touched. So keep one foot or so between us please "and maintain.

And yes, sometimes (not often), I will respond to a cold and it will be tight - I just walk.

If you do, you must remember to maintain it throughout the duration ... does not become.