Funny Baseball Caps

Once I was a troublemaker baseball unhappy. But I had no idea exactly how I was until the summer of 1996. It was then, while taking in a game with some friends Jays, we have assembled a particularly bad line to the Twins bullpen. Looking down on Greg Hansell, the line was "Hey Hansell, where Grettel?". Twins catcher Matt Walbeck turned and said: "You're the worst disturbance I have ever heard in my life." It was then that I realized the need to improve my skills harassment.

I went to the bookstore, library, and everywhere I could think of. Remember, it was 1996 and I have no internet connection ... yet. Once I did, I posted the simple question in a few groups - "What is the funniest thing you've heard shouted to a ball game?" Soon there were dozens of suggestions, it was hundreds. Now, I have collected about 2,500 of the best. Some of the zingers?

How about ...

* How's your Japanese?
* I've seen better arms on a snake!
* You can not save anything at WalMart!
* You have fewer visits to a site Amish!
* Remove your coat, you're inside!
* You can not throw a party!
* You can not mount a tent!
* I thought the horses slept standing up!
* How can you eat with your hands?
* I'm gonna break your cane and shoot your dog!
* You have had less success than Vanilla Ice!
* Hey, Dracula, wake up your bat
* Do you want my autograph?
* Will Cinderella get to the ball!

Or a little more sophisticated (but still family friendly) ...

* You can not throw rice at a Chinese wedding!
* There is more heat in an Amish home!
* I've seen better run cases in the ghetto!
* You are about to run aground in the Gulf Coast!

And some very original ...

* The infield got more holes than OJ's alibi!
I * Internet stock in better shape than you!
* I've seen better sliders at White Castle!
* There are more holes in his glove for a presidential vote in Florida!
* I have received calls from more than my ex-wife!
* Nice uniform, where is the Star Trek convention?
* This must be the Top 40 countdown, the hits just keep rolling!
* I saw a better move with U-Haul!
* This launcher is Pac-Man ... walk, walk, walk, walk!
* You can not save a Word file!
* I have not seen a slide like that since Enron!
* The graphics on your personal website suck!
* Did you buy this swing CNG?
* Have you made the call on WMD in Iraq as well?

Nothing personal, racial or adult has no place in the approximation. Neither does the physical contact like pouring beer on people or throwing coins - two courses on line. You stay safely away from the line with lines that are topical, witty and original. For example, in Dodger Stadium shortly after the brawl in the stands a few years ago, which began when someone pulled the plug head Chad Krueter - one fan behind the pond at Dodger Chad shouted: "Hey Kreuter, I just bought swimcap eBay! This was a fantastic line answer to these three criteria.