Funny Birthday Emails

Today is my mother's 52nd B-Day and I want to send emails funny. Ideas?

How about this. http://www.yahoo.americangreetings.com/e ...

Visit this site:)
http://www.egreetings.com/ecards/category.pd?path=94924

1.Happy birthday to you, we live in a zoo
You look like a monkey, and you feel like a too-Not For reals!

Bells 2.Jingle, Your father smells, the smell of your father all the way
Oh what fun it will be to kick his *** all day

Thats all I can think 0_o

Tell him this:

Why little bees flying in the air, his legs crossed?
They are looking for a BP station!