Funny Birthday Presents

What are some ideas for a fun gift to turn a woman 50 years? I know there are some good ideas there!

I'm Fixin to 50 years in August, and whenever I tried to dissuade my husband, I can not make him not to prepare an event "with my family.
I hated turning 30 (FAM asked to ignore me, they do) very happy
I turned 40 and was positive and had a good dinner.
Now I turn 50, I feel disgusted again as before I turned 30.
So all I can say is consider the sensativities of the person, and if they are real outgoing and party-like, then put it on!
If they are private, so please respect that and keep a low profile.
For my 40th, family and friends do this:
Card game for 40 years old
Walking stick that had a mirror attached
"During the CAP on the hill of baseball"
Weiner Dog plush everyone has signed
stupid glasses to see
black icing on the cake
candles that would not stop burning
false teeth
"Horn" to help understand
Guide to Retirement Communities
Denture creams, suppositories, other type of personal

Enjoy!
062708 2:37

I think the gifts that make fun of aging are quite funny: cards that say things like going to pastor, or go on the hill are hilarious. Or if it really is kind of light heart of the person I get her a vibrator really cheap with a card that says you'll need this now that you're too old to have sex more. LMFAO I did not do that for my mother when she turned 50 because it was scary. But it was funny coming from one of his friends or something.

If she is alone or even if it is not, at Best Buy or Wal Mart, they sell little dolls is like the perfect husband and you press his hand and he says things like "Le Grand Jeu wait I want to spend time with you "and" I'll cook dinner tonight "and stuff. Or perhaps these sound cards? Just get him a gag gift or give him something you give to a young adult or a teenager: P
Maybe like the really bright eyeshadow just to stupid:)
Hope this helps!

compose a birthday song stupid and sing his ... I am sure she will appreciate it more than if you buy something for her ...