Funny Clocks

Donald Rumsfeld has died and gone to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked: "What are all those clocks?

St. Peter said, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move. "

"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. "" Incredible, "said Rumsfeld." And whose clock is that? " St. Peter responded: "The clock of Abraham Lincoln. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life. "

"When Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.

"Bush's clock is in the power of Jesus. He uses it as a ceiling fan. "

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thats pretty funny .......... even if its true about Bush

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Yeah, it's pretty funny. :)

GREAT! Love it! You should tell Bush that one. lol. I can not wait for the next election!

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Anything that makes fun of Bush is funny to me.

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