Funny Fishing Gifts

I need some ideas on a gift that I can do for my father for Christmas this year. It is sorta a tradition. I got my father a gift joke every year for the last 10 years. This year, I want it to be related to fishing or hunting, but I can not get anything. What a weird gift can I do with my father for Christmas which is related to fishing or hunting? Thank you!

Get a hat (cap or hat or other marine-type) and pin it on things like hooks, those rubbery things they use for bait, buttons that say something about fishing on them, bandages (for all those times I hung finger lol), a stem of small toy fishing if you can find one or create one, etc. on it. I made one of these for my grandpop who loves fishing and he loves it. He wears every time he goes on the water! Or you could make a vest.