Funny Friendship Cards

Tomorrow is the last day B4 Christmas holidays and what should I put on my card to my friend, she is a gurl
and what can put on my card, I Crush's to make him smile:)

Merry Christmas, you are punished for being happy for 100 years by the Father!

BFFS on my card I wrote just your average grade Merry Christmas, but I have included some inside jokes

reminders on my card I put "Merry Christmas (name) I hope you have an incredible Holliday, I know I, I can spend the day with you, I love you, love always, Lynn