Funny Games Summary

hey Is not this issue. I just found a funny summary of twilight. I have not made this way, but never was very good.

First 200 pages:
"I love you, Edward!"
"You should not, I'm dangerous!"
"I love you, Edward!"
"But I'm dangerous!"

Next 50 pages:
"I am a vampire!"
"I love you, Edward!"
"But I'm a vampire, I'm dangerous!"
"I love you, Edward!"

Next 100 pages:
"I love you, Edward!"
"You smell good, Bella. I'm dangerous! "
"I love you, Edward!"
"Damn, you smell good."
"I love you, Edward!"
"So I glow in the sunlight."

Next 50 pages:
VAMPIRE A.. Baseball. Thurs
(I wish I was kidding)

Last 100 pages:
"Help me, Edward, I'm chased!
"I'll save you!"
"Help me, Edward! I'm scared! "
"I'll save you!"
"Oh, Edward!"
"You smell good!"

Do you guys have any funny summary of twilight?

Find logical Twilight:

http://www.gamerdna.com/uimage/OLSbqAS/f ...

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/ ...

Haha, keep this for future use. Thank you for sharing.

wow .. If that were the real book id buy it!

Brilliant ... twilight sucks

Yup! that pretty much sums!

LOL brilliant synthesis.

At first I thought it was a question and I wanted to say:
"Edward I love you"
"Bella I love you"
"Oh Edward did not leave me."
"Bella you feel good"

Yes - but this summary beats mine;)

Lol, love it! Here's one I find http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight ...