Funny Graduation Gifts

My friend graduated from college this weekend and emphasized the fact that I do not get anything. But I want to do something, so I want to give him a lot of little things that can be useful in the real world. Practical jokes. Since a lint roller. Because you can not be a businessman successful in finding a job with the lint on your costume! Stuff like that. Any more ideas???

I like the idea of Nicole. That's funny.

What's major? say he majored in accounting. buy her method of accounting for Dummies "book. for Dummies book series always make great gifts gag for someone who has just graduated with a Bachelor of it.