Funny Handicap Signs

I used to think that the handicapped sign in front of buildings meant that they had a bathroom.

My father told me that the sprinkler systems in stores were hooks for underserved children and if they have stolen or broken children something to hang from the ceiling for everyone to see what they did.

I'm the little gnomes that lived under my bed and bit my hand so I hung my arm on the edge of my bed.

What the Chinese people do not sweat.

I thought that eating a raw potato would give you worms.

I thought if I was a singer very well that I would like to draw animals! Damn you Disney!

I belived IN THE OMG HOW EMBARISING Chupacabra!

ninja turtles that lived in the sewers of my friends house! we threw in for their pizza! and that the elevators have been displaced by alligators (and I called alligators)!

For a while, I thought that everyone on earth were really robots and I was the only person alive true.

Not so much what I thought, but when I was growing up we lived in a super old house in the middle of nowhere Vermont, and my siblings and I tell our friends that our "other sister" lived in the cellar. We have done the story if true that 15 years later, my friends still tell me they really thought she was there!

My mother told me there was a monster basement in our basement and throw my toys for him, when I did not pick them up ... lol!

I thought all dogs were boys and all cats are girls. A cat and a dog to be reproduced and had a cat or a dog.

I thought I was a character in a book and someone was writing what I do ............ I am so freaked out lol

I thought everyone was dead when he was their favorite number has been raised. So when I was 10 for attachment to turn 11, I knew I was going to die one day soon. I waited for that year together, and yet nothing happened.:)

Do you remember that babies show Muffet?
Well the mother then you couldnt see his face ...
I want to go on television to try to see her .. =)

Told my mother that we needed a large television.

if i lick my elbow, I'll make a boy

That turns exsisted take tiny red blinking lights.

I also thought I was speaking too many words, my mailbox would be exhausted and I loose the use of these words forever.

AWFUL teacher thank you to a third year, I believe that foreigners would come through the wall of my night and take it from me. It took me a few weeks to be ready to take a shower with the door closed, and years to be ready to sleep next to the wall. Even now, my bed is far from the wall :-)

I thought the auction barn was the children's hospital. I think someone had just spoken to the hospital where we drove around the barn.

Once I looked up at the night sky and thought for sure it was cracked and about to fall. I was terrified of the sky, after that for a long time. LOL it's just the way the clouds looked under the full moon. My thirteen years, the habit of thinking that the Milky Way mean cows live there, and have come here to milk: 0)

My grandfather said that if you eat watermelon seeds, you grow watermelons in your stomach and they are your ears. I never eat watermelon seeds, just in case he was right.

Well, I didn't believe in anything funny, but my mother said when I was little, when such advertising Cadbury Easter would come on television and the rabbit is the sound of chicken it scare the crap out of me and I would take off through the house screaming.