Funny Holiday Gifts

They have not really been "real gifts.
This is for my school newspaper,
and I thought about making it funny.

Something like,
"One thing I really want for Christmas this year is one more minute to go to class, because I'm tired of being lazy

They did not really to address the school is,
give me your ideas. nothing.


Thank you:)

The full set of music collectors Tyrolean Swedish.

A winning lottery ticket.

Air guitar lessons.

One thing I really want for Christmas ... I'm sorry drawing a blank.

a sweet car.

An envelope and inside a piece of paper and wrote on it says "it's the thought that counts"

condomsww so I can get extra credit safely hahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahah ... you get Boooo

a device that can stop time so that when the alarm goes off you can activate and staying asleep and when you're damn good and ready to wake up, you can turn it off and get ready to go. lol

You might say something I want for Christmas is a living and how much it this way when the teacher is I could mute or to spend one hour in one second

My two front teeth
A dog eat my homework

One thing I really want for Christmas this year ...

Free parking everywhere I go.

A gold tooth.

A personal servant walking behind me in the halls of the execution of all my books.

Hoop.

Milk and cookies, this is not fair that Santa gets all.

An elephant ... others wanted a chick Hippo, so I'll be original and request a large gray animal different.

Cream hemorrhoids.

A lifetime supply of coffee-mate.