Funny Hunting Sayings

I like weird old sayings fashoned as "she could not hunt bear with a" switch "or" he is mad as a wet cat "someone told me all good

eat your crusts and get curly hair
Eat your carrots then get a good view
you mark my words
He's crazy like a guillotine
I have a score to settle
mad as a cut snake
strong as a bull normally

"Do not let the door hit where is the good Lord split you"
"It is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice"
"I go as a herd of turtles"
"As slow as molasses in January"

"Playing in the fire and bedwetting. ... And

"A whistling woman and a hen singing always come to the same end bad"
(I hated it because I still love to whistle.)

Not worth a hill of beans
This dog do not hunt
Mad as an old wet hen
Busy as a cat on a hot tin roof

"He does not know his ass from a hole in the ground"
"Ohh! Hick What is madder than a wet hen together!"
"Get your a ** here before I tan your hide."

cry all you want to pee less

tehn madder a wimp

goose

my name is DONT take it to

thats a dilly of a pickle

She certainly has a bad case of "can not help her"