Thoughts of work - funny or not? My boss came one morning and caught me kissing my secretary. He said angrily: "Is this what you paid?" I told him: "Not at all! I'm free."
This same pattern has been throughout this source of inspiration and motivation other dumb things too. I remember once he posted a sign that read: "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. I could not resist and added a note: "And now you know why too".
Once I stumbled upon this pretty new temp standing in front of the shredder with a confused look on his face. I asked if she needed help and she said: "Yeah, how does it work? I took the papers from his hand and demonstrated how to work the shredder. She stood there a moment with another confused expression so I said: "Questions?" She said: "Yeah, exactly where do the copies come from?
People always say that hard work never killed anyone. Oh yeah??? When the last time there has ever heard of anyone who "rested to death".
Being punctual in our Office was of no use what-so-ever. There is never anyone around to appreciate it.
Our office has always been at the forefront of technology. Not only do we have computers that talk and listen, hell, some of them even got ulcers.
there happened to notice the people who complain the most about not having enough time to do all their work are the same ones who always stop & tell everyone that they do not have time to do their Enuff work.
ha ha very good, he ....
I like this girl has never heard that I can nick xxxx xxxx pmsl
very good and have a true star
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the latter is true sooooooooo
These are superb, excellent in fact
you get a Star Award
Posted on April 12, 2010.
