Funny Maternity Tanks

Sign up for an office gynecologist:
"Mr. Jones, the neck of the uterus."
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In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a septic tank truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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At a proctologist door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another truck plumber:
"Do not sleep with a drip. Call your plumber .. "
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Billboard of a church:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next eruption."
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At a towing company:
"We do not charge an arm and a leg. We want to face. "
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Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a separate non-smoking:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On the door of the maternity room:
"Push. Push. Push.
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At an optometrist's office:
"If you do not see what you are looking for, you're in the right place."
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On a taxidermist's window:
"We know our business."
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On a fence:
"Vendors welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on their feet - miss a car payment."
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Before a store silent
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"I'll be back in 5 minutes. Sit down!" Stay! "
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send your payment.
However, if you do not, you will. "
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In a restaurant window:
"Do not stand there and be hungry, Come and get fed."
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In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait. "
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At a propane filling station:
"God thank you for little grills."
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And do not forget the sign of a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"The best place in town to flee.



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My friend sent me these jokes and they made me laugh! Just thought I'd post them here to see what you and I hope you laugh too! Have a nice day!

wow way to go good job girl you really hit the spot with it's beautiful because you really rock I can not stop laughing because I just love it to much and plus SOOOOOOOOOOOOO I almost wet my pants laughing so hard and thanks for making me laugh because I do not need 10/10 cheers lol.

for the love of God .... use a condom every time.

not really man.

These are great! Thank you!

They are funny thanx

verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny

pretty funny

lol

lol!
those are pretty funny

lol.

the others are not funny

lol

these r funny hahah

Most of them are funny and smart