Funny New Year Texts

Anybody know any funny, spiritual Happy New Year text messages that I could send to your friends and family?

Here's one:

After a careful review of your performance in 2009 I decided 2 extend your contract of friendship for another year. Try not to spoil 2010. Happy New Year! x

new year resolutions should be worked best wishes + + +

Before 2009 ends, begins before 2010, before phone lines to jam and before I lose my phone and my dignity, I wish you a Happy New Year - somebody [that you sent me x]

hey its new year! I can be mean again! = P