Funny Paper Birthday Cards

Okay so I'm giving my friend some money and I'm putting on a card with a paper clip and I want to write something along the lines of "Happy Birthday" I Got You A paper clip and the money attached, but last part doesn 't sound funny, I mean I want to say something along the lines of Happy Birthday I'm a trombone and a sort of funny comment on how the money is attached. Like "I also found money, so I attached it "but I want it to be funny.

Happy Birthday my friend. In the spirit of reuse and recycling, I regifting with this very nice clip, but used. Sorry it has some tips green paper glued to it.