Funny Pregnant Shirts

Well ... I like all those funny maternity shirts that say "pregnant. not fat" and other things, but I will not lie, I'm too cheap to pay the cost of shipping the shirt, I just wondered if you have other funny words that I can make my own (because I'm creative and cool as it !!!!):]

I had one who said "mind the bump" ... not really funny, but because people hit all the time

I saw a pregnant woman wearing a shirt once that said "All I wanted was a backrub ..."

I almost peed my pants.
some others I have seen are

-Say hello to my little friend (with an arrow)
Yes, I'm pregnant. It's a boy. I am due in February. No, you can not touch my belly
Nothing says lovin 'like a bun in the oven
-Pregasarus

Oh, and personally, I think to make one for me that says
"No, not twins."

then on the back. "Yes, I am sure"

I had one who said: "Ever been slapped by a chick pregnant? Touch my belly and live the experience "I was so sick of people touching my belly.

I like shirts that say "all I wanted was a back massage" ... when they are noticeably pregnant.

Baby on board
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or just watch programs ate if

I'll post the link to my favorite I am planning to buy - not necessarily funny, but cute. You can also look around the site, they have tons of other funnier! Enjoy!

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/mater ...

My stepmother had a shirt that said "Made in Egypt" on his belly


(Step-father was stationed there at the time)

I like the one that says "If you did not put there, do not touch!" especially if you hate it when all these foreigners want to touch the bump!

I also

"The baby made me eat"
"Because I'm pregnant, so"
"If you think my mom is cute, wait until you see me"
and
"Yes, I am pregnant
It's a boy / girl
I am because of ____
No, you can not touch the belly "

"Touch the belly, lose the hand!"
"I'm fat because I'm pregnant ... What's your excuse? "(A bit harsh i know but still funny)

All I asked was a backrub!

My shoes match?


I can grow people What is your superpower?

I had one who said: "We're hungry!" My husband bought it because I only eat the first few months. You rock for doing it yourself!