Funny Retirement Gifts

I need a little funny retirement gift (white elephant gift) for my grandfather who has just retired.

Depends.
Directions to the office closest to the food.
Perhaps a request to work part-time closest to the Quik-Sack.

I like most the stuff hill you can find in the stores of the party.

The dancers fun than going out and dance birthday
maybe a little higher, but very funny.
They do a good job of embarrassing the birthday boy.
That depends on his sense of humor and if he is married,
his wife's sense of humor. Consult first.

A small box of Pampers diapers and false teeth.