Funny Talking Dogs

A man was walking down the street when he saw a sign about a man selling dog ono.the Tenner knocks on the door and inquired about the sign and it is directed to turn back to look for a scruffy labradoodle staring into garden.After look at the man the dog says hello Hows things with you. The man was shocked by the dogs perfect English then asked the dog's life story. Well said the dog, I worked for the government and slept beside the president Russiaan and listen to phone calls and secret report to the Prime Minister what he was saying that I speak perfect Russian. Surprised the man continues to listen to the talking dog. Yeah said the dog after a while I was transferred to Heathrow airport and given the post of head of inquiry into drugs and I've trained all sniffer dogs to find drugs. During my time there, I found more than one billion pounds worth of drugs. By now the man is totally in awe of the dog and told the seller How is he only wants a dog for a Tenner fantastic talk. The seller responds ................................ ... c hes a lying bastard hes never done any of these things! !!!!!!!!!!

A man and his dog enter a bar. The man said: "I bet you a tour that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah, Sure ... go ahead."

The man asks the dog: "What covers a house?" Chien said: "Roof!"

The man asks the dog: "How can you feel the sandpaper?" Chien said, "Rough!"

The man asks the dog: "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" Chien said: "Ruth!

The man told the bartender, "pay. I told you he could talk."

Bartender throws both at the door.

Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the man and said: "If I said Gehrig, then?"

I forgot to laugh it was very funny.

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Good one!

haha he speaks and lies.BAD DOG! LOL

Boom boom!

Colon

I do not think it is funny