Funny Wedding Cards

I want to prepare custom wedding card for my wedding. I want the text of the card to be very interesting, funny and romantic. Help me find a text wedding

There are some good suggestions on http://verseit.com Look under wedding invitations>> Couple inviting

Here's one from there for golf enthusiasts:

We have combined, for the course
and playing through!

Please join us
BRIDE
and
GROOM
the day of our wedding
we turn a fluke
in a series of victories!
on DATE
at TIME
LOCATION
ADDRESS
City, State

When you say marriage you speak inIVA card, thank you, or programs?