Hilarious Clean Jokes

My sister is a school where she takes care of the elderly, it is telling them jokes, are you who are hilarious!? I would like to hear ... and you'd really helped .. please?

Grandma's oral contraceptives

After working over her grandmother, finally living in retirement. During his medical examination following the new doctor told her to make a list of all medications that were prescribed.

As the young doctor was looking through them, his eyes widened as he realized she had a prescription for the contraceptive pill. "Mrs. Smith, you realize they are birth control pills?

Yes, they help me sleep at night. "

"Ms. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes, my dear, I know. But every morning I grind and mix in a glass of orange juice that my 16 years old granddaughter drinks ... And believe me, it helps sleep at night. "

You gotta love Grandmas

lol, the elderly are the ones you should go for the joke, they have heard all.

"This year there are 80 old man in the doctor's office and the doc asks him how he does. He says he has a girlfriend of 25 years and they have sex every day at this time for the last 2 years. He tells the doc he will come and began to cry. doc asks him why he cries and he says: "I forgot where I live ..."

Step 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

Step 2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.

Step 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6:00.



Then analyze the situation:



- If they are counting the bricks put them in the accounts.

- If they are telling them, put them in auditing.

- If they have missed the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

- If they are the organization of bricks in a strange order, put them in the planning.

- If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.

- If they are sleeping, put them in safety.

- If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.

- If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.

- If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, but not a brick has been moved, put them on sale.

- If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.

- If they are looking out the window, put them in strategic planning.

- If you talk to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.



Finally, they surrounded themselves with bricks, so they can be neither seen nor heard, put them in the government.

my grandfather loves it.

"Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a puddle of mud."






but one of my favorites is

"You know what nut? PEANUT BUTTER!"

My grandfather told me 91 years latter, I know it's lame, but the elderly have senses of humor.

What you get when you walk through a hummingbird and a bell?

A Humdinger!

Toc Toc Toc
that there?
Blu boy
Blu little boy?
Blu boy Mikeal Jackson
LOL

what difference Mikeal Jackson and McDonald?
Both put the meat in the rolls 10 years
LOL

Tell him to draw a light bulb on a drawing board ... Tell him to ask that everyone sees ... the bulb looks like someone is leaning on! Kinda .. funny