Joke Golf Balls

What can you cut all day and will always be together???
Golf Balls

Why a golf ball across the street?

to go over the other side.
buh dum chi

"Address of Ball Ball ... Hello!


Ed Norton from the honeymoon.

A man enters an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.

"Well," the man said, "I had a tour of Nice golf with my wife. It sliced his ball into a pasture of cows. We picked him up, and while I was in the roots, I noticed that one of the cows had something out of his rear end. Indeed, when he lifted his tail, there was a golf ball with my wife. "

"And then?" asked the doctor.

"Well," said the man, "that's where I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and shouted to the bourgeois," Hey, honey - this one looks like yours! "


Sorry, thats as close as I can ....

The one that comes to mind, was well, way back when Arnold Palmer was married to the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Johnny asked Mrs. Palmer if she helped Arnold with his game, and she said that the night before he plays golf, she put on her golf balls in the freezer. And the next morning, she would take balls Arnold and warm in his hands. Johnny said: "My boy, I bet that makes his putter stand." The audience went wild. A true story.