Joke Phone Calls

A radio station in Australia ran a phone in competition to find the most embarrassing moment in the life of the listener. The last four were:


4th Place
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release the stored energy and began to run amok. I was finally able to take his after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance of other customers. I told her that if she did not start behaving, at present, it would be punished. To my horror, she looked into my eyes and said in a voice just as threatening: "If you do not let me go now, I'll tell Grandma I saw kissing Daddy's pee last night . After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I found the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.

3rd place
It was the eve of my 18th birthday. I lived at home, but my parents were out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give him a ride on the back to the phone. Since we do not want to miss the call, we have not had time to dress. When we arrived at the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly a crowd of people yelled "surprise". My entire family parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins and my friends were there. My friend and I were frozen in place in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party.

2nd Place
A lady picked up several items in a discount store. When she finally got to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price.
The cashier got on the PA system, which boomed through the store for everyone to hear, "Check the price for Super Tampax."
But it got worse. Someone at the back of the store apparently misunderstood word 'Tampax' for 'bugs', and replied in a business like tone, his
stentorian voice on the PA system itself: "Would you like
you press with your thumb or the kind you belt with a hammer.

1st place.
And the winner is. . ..

This happened at a major Australian university, at a conference of biology. A teacher has discussed the high concentration of glucose present in the semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked: "If I understand you correctly, you say that there is glucose in male semen as in sugar?" The professor responded, yes, that is correct by adding some statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl asked: "Why do not taste sweet?" After a silence of death, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl became bright red, as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said, she gathered her books, and without saying a word, left the classroom. But as she moved toward the door, the professor's response is a classic. Totally right face, he answered his question. "This is not because the sweet taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue and not in the back of your throat."

OMG !!!!!!!!!! Thats the funniest stuff I've heard in a long time! I really need this. Thank you! Star for you! You must put a little more.

hahaha! I had heard of the fourth ahead, but not others. It's really funny. Thank you for making me smile. stars for you! :)

that was good. Oh my God if embarissing.

classical, have a star

LMAO! I cracked. I read the firs.