Salesperson Jokes

I help a high school career day and I get students to laugh, it's much easier to get an audience to listen and capture their attention, then they laughed.

It must be a joke own! The only one I know is the seller in the empty house with no electricity, there is good and I need a little more.

A nun is undressing for a bath and while she is standing naked, knock on the door. The nun asked, "Who's there?"

A voice answered: "A blind salesman."

The nun decides to get a thrill by the blind in the room while she is naked so she lets in. The man arrives, looking straight at the nun and said: "Uhhhh, well hello, I can sell you blind, my darling ...?"



When a young salesman met his untimely end, he was informed he had a choice about where he will spend his eternity: Heaven or Hell. He was allowed to visit both places, and then make its decision later.
"I'll see Heaven first," said the seller, and an angel led through the gates on a private visit. The inside was very calm and serene, and all the people there were playing harps and eating grapes. He seemed very nice, but the vendor was not about to make a decision that could very well condemn him to a life of music products.

"Can I see Hell now?" He asked. The angel told him to the elevator and descended to the basement where he was greeted by one of Satan worshipers. For the semi- next hour, the salesman was led through a tour of what appeared to be the best night clubs he had ever seen. People were partying loudly, and with, if you'll pardon the expression, hell a moment.

When the tour ended, he was sent back when the angel asked him if he had taken a final decision.
"Yes, I have," he said. "As great as Heaven looks and all I have to admit that Hell was more my kind of place. I decided to spend my eternity there. "

The seller has been sent to hell, where he was immediately thrown into a cave and was chained to a wall, and it has been subjected to various tortures. "When I came here for visit," he yelled with anger and pain, "showed me a bunch of bars and parties and stuff great! What happened? "

The devil replied: "Oh, that! It was just the demo of sale. "


An empty door-to-door salesman comes clean on his way to Bull in the house of a woman in a rural area.
"This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, while pouring a bag of dust on the floor lounge.

The woman said she was really worried that it can not all come off, so the seller says: "If this machine does not remove all the dust completely, I'll lick myself."

"Do you want ketchup on it?" She said, "we are not connected to electricity yet!"