Sardarji Hindi Jokes

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said: "Pass the wine you divine".

Sardar thinks "how poetic"

Sardar said, "pass the cream bastard".

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Sardar at bar in New York.

The man to his right says "Johny Walker single"

The man to his left says "Peter Scotch single"

Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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Boss: I am giving u job as a driver. Starting salary Rs.2000 / - is it permissible

Sardar: UR great sir! The starting salary is ...... ok, but? ?

how much is DRIVING salary ...?

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Sardar's theory: Moon is more GITE Sun, coz it gives light to

night when light is needed & Sun gives go during the day when light

It is not necessary!

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2 Sardars are driving a car, we put on the indicator and asks the

others to see if it works, he puts his head and said

YES ... NO ... YES. .. No ... YES. .. No ...

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Sardar shouting 2 his friend "u said v will register marriages

and deceived me, I have been Waiting 4 U all day yesterday in the post

office ....

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A call to Tamilians Sardar and asks, "therima Tamil??"

Sardar got mad, angrily replied .... "Hindi tera Baap!"

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2 sardarjis looking Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1: Look so many bandages pakka truck accident case.

Sar 2: AAHOA, the number of trucks is also written ... BC 1760 !!!....

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer: who killed Gandhi?

Sardar: Thank u 4 Sir give me d job, I will start investigating. ......

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A sardar for an exam had studied only a test "friend", but in the

review of the trial that came was the "father". he replaced friend with father

in the test and> read: AM A very paternal PERSON, I have many fathers,

Some of my fathers MALE AND SOME are women. My True

Father is my neighbor.

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji: Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar: what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji: (smiling) adopted HighSchool with difficulty .. ..

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Amitab: In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar: liquid state .....

Audience applauds .. Amitab stunned, looks behind, while Sardars WERE ..... ..

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