Wedding Day Jokes

"It's a simple process that you must run said Miss Jayne Deeks, Miss Deeks business of wedding planning. Just do the following, it recommends:

Hire a team of makeup artists, I recommend this service to provide Harrods. They have a very good reputation.

Join a gym and train regularly for three months before your wedding day. For best results use a personal trainer for motivation, guidance, to focus on problems areas of your body and results in the shortest possible time.

To avoid and prevent the syndrome baggy eyes the day, into a habit of sleeping eight hours a day, a year in advance. A well developed and regular sleeping routine will improve your skin tone / color, relax, and especially anticipate poaching "as it is known in the industry.

Eat regularly and make sure each meal is well balanced. Three meals a day is highly recommended and we advise you not to snack between meals.

Jayne advice is common sense advice.

What about problem areas that can not be corrected by a well balanced diet, good sleep routine or even exercise?

The answer to the question above is very simple plastic surgery ""

Jenny Smith and Tim Nolan wanted a perfect marriage so that both have undergone extensive surgery to correct the body parts they were not comfortable. Here are their stories: -

Jenny Smith in his quest for perfection on his wedding day spent about 10 hours under the surgeon's knife.

It ordered a new nose for herself $ 10,000

She was not happy with her neck if she had raised. $ 16,000

Bigger breasts are a must if she had chest enlarged $ 11,000

Lift my eyebrows, she said ... and she had raised $ 11,000

She even managed to find a use for his big belly and replaced him on the cheeks of the face to make them look more pronounced. $ 5,000

final work on his body Hydra fill wrinkle injections in his $ 1,600

total bill for improvements Jenny million dollars seems $ 44,600

Tim had his bodily defects treated by surgery. Here is the list of procedures and their respective costs.

I never liked my eyebrows. I always wanted to change, "said Tim. He had a raised eyebrow. Tim jokingly referred to his "double chin" when removed from the chin liposuction unwanted second. When you're thirty something RIDES appear in all sorts of places. This age-related condition was corrected by injections hydrafill. The final procedure which is the brightness in his smile not so bright. Total cost of surgery by Tim $ 25,000.

In conclusion, there is much to say about diet, exercise and sleep for eight hours. But for better results faster and Plastic Surgery is unbeatable. She looked beautiful day, "said Tim. All our friends were surprised and even commented on our decision to have surgery. Our parents were totally against surgery, but they quickly changed their minds. "The best thing you told Tim my mother. Our wedding was the best day of my life. We even had the local media to attend our wedding and we talk about our city for two weeks. To watch your absolute best on your wedding day, plastic surgery is.